Well I have been working in Chicago for the last two weeks on a job for Exxon and I am way past ready to go home to my pair of queens. I got in trouble the last time I said pair of queens, meaning Sharon and Island Queen. Now to a guy saying pair of queens would be a compliment, but apparently to a woman that is not the case. To me, I was calling her a queen, to Sharon, I was comparing her to a boat. Go figure. The only thing I can come up with is the eternal truth that a man is wrong no matter what.
It is a long way home from here. Add to that the fact I will probably have to go to the east coast to work hurricane Sandy before returning home and it is almost depressing. Sharon seems to be living my dream. But as they say "no pain, no gain". Work now will help me stay on the boat comfortably for a long time.